Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Surplus


For those of you who are jealous, ponder this; How does one collect such an abundance of paid time off? Perhaps because he has the attendance record of an elementary school nerd? The point is, I don't take many days off, as opposed to working for some magic company that gives you two days off for every one day worked. I think Google does that, I could be wrong.
Last night of Hannukah tonight, so enjoy those lights, my Jewish friends! And for all those gentiles out there, after tonight you don't have to hold your tongue on wishing people a Merry Christmas. Our holiday is over, there's nothing to correct you on.

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