Droid

I want the Verizon Droid. Look it up. Drool. Use a napkin.

Friendly Reminder

I'm just saying, I better see some A-game out there. If you saw the proton packs that I built with my coworkers, you might shed a tear or two. So when you are home, trying to decide whether or not to dress up because you might be the minority who did, think of this comic. And bats.

"I love this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it."

Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

MAGIC!

Maybe I went....AND MAYBE IT WAS MAGICAL!!!

Sharing is Caring

Quick, and tasty. Gotta go pick up my cat from the vet. Minus worms!!!

Not Really That Way

NOO IT'S NOT REALLY LIKE THAT HERE DON'T THINK THAT IT IS!

But I do have a toy car/pen on my desk. It is black with green flame decals and it is also a pen. Yay for adult toys. OH oh oh and I have another pen with a small Batman figurine swinging from the top. OHOHOH and I have a pen that if you push a button it glows red.

Lame joke

This was a rush job due to actual "work" so I hope it dances close to the realms of comedy. Feel free to boo, but you know it makes you smile so that's what counts.

Ghostbuster costume building commenses tomorrow. It's gonna be a whole lot of using science as a verb. And I do love to science things.

Indulge

Ummm, some candy dishes are made of candy, right? Don't spoil my dream.

Ugg, got to go to the gym today. It has been just long enough since I last went to make it really hard to go again, but not long enough that I loose the will to force myself. Dangerous position to be in, for my belly.

Make today as an important day in my dream occupation of TV producer. A certain project I have been working on is now being shopped by a certain high profile but yet to be disclosed production company. If they can convince a network to buy the show, then pancakes for everyone!

Smell of defeat

Yes I use axe, but no the audit people didn't care, or for that matter, even ask.

Busy day, busy day wearing a tie. But I get to come home to a cute cat, so that's all good. Sorry about yesterday, but when the boss says you can leave early, you go. The whole crew had to be told three time before we realized she wasn't joking, but then it was time to escape!

Snow Day

Our boss said we could leave an hour early today. Ummm, yea, I am gonna take that offer. Free time off. Comic to come tomorrow.

Good job it is.

Law of attraction...TO CANDY

Hahahahah, it's fiction I'm still thin I can still eat candy lalalalalalalala. I might or might not have eaten some Milk Duds while I drew this.

I am going to get a Kitty this weekend! I have never had a pet before and I assume the kitty will sense this and try to make a good impression on me for all pet kind. Right? Or will they sense my fear and poop in my cereal? I hope there is no poop in my Count Chocula. That's right, we found a box.

Generosity

And it's an insurance company! Oh well.

So it's been decided that three fellas and I are going to be Ghostbusters at work. A date has been set to build the suits, and pictures will be forthcoming on this blog to show the progress. Expect the unexpected, and lots of spray paint.

Who you gonna bill

OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA, I love Halloween. And yes, I am going to attempt to build a Ghostbusters costume, including Proton pack to varying degrees of functionality. It may not catch ghosts, but it might light up. I'm just saying, the store-bought version is $40, and if I can keep my version under or equal to that, I will feel mighty fine.

Candy is a storm that has settled over my house. I prey it doesn't leave.

One fish, two fish

No, they don't let bears into our office, but if they did, I am pretty sure they would go right for people who smell like fish. I got my cholesterol checked and all looks great except for my good HDL levels, thus the fish oil plan. Hopefully that plus red wine and dark chocolate will up my numbers. Going to the gym more than twice a week couldn't hurt either, but that's a schedule thing.

October means candy, and candy means a happy Dan. Just letting you all know that as an adult, I realized that you can just buy the candy and eat it, rather than going door to door getting a few pieces at a time. "But Dan, you magnificent bastard", you ask, "what candy do you give out?" Full size, my friends, full size.