No, they don't let bears into our office, but if they did, I am pretty sure they would go right for people who smell like fish. I got my cholesterol checked and all looks great except for my good HDL levels, thus the fish oil plan. Hopefully that plus red wine and dark chocolate will up my numbers. Going to the gym more than twice a week couldn't hurt either, but that's a schedule thing.
October means candy, and candy means a happy Dan. Just letting you all know that as an adult, I realized that you can just buy the candy and eat it, rather than going door to door getting a few pieces at a time. "But Dan, you magnificent bastard", you ask, "what candy do you give out?" Full size, my friends, full size.
Very funny and informative at the same time.
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