In retrospect, I wonder why my wife is at my work. How did she get a keycard?

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! Hope those bitter ladies didn't ruin it for you. What bitter ladies, you ask? The ones who hate this holiday because they feel they have been wronged, or subjected to some personal tragedy that has permanently ruined this celebration of love for them. My guess is the vast majority of them are just angry because someone dumped them. Give them some love, or remind them that there are other fish in the sea. If they say they don't like fish, well then maybe that's the reason they got dumped. Just sayin'.