Monday, June 29, 2009

Chilly June

































Yes, I am wearing a fleece that I leave in my cube as I write this. I understand the need for air conditioning - in fact I love cold air. I have a fan inches away from my face when I sleep. But to refridgerate the office in the middle of winter, with the vents centered above our cubes, that is silly. And to go all Mr. Freeze Batman villian on us in the summer when it is only mildly warm outside is mean.


The fun of air conditioning is running INTO it from the heat. But if there is no heat, then there is no fun.


Well, I am going to go back to violating HIPPA all over the place. You hear that? I am making fun of you behind your backs! Ahhahahahahaa...is he kidding?...ahahahahahah.

Friday, June 26, 2009

History Lesson


See, there's something to be said about the wisdom of the Native Americans.
Friday, first sucessful week of updating this web comic on time. I am pleased, but I need to have more ideas for future comics. That means you crazy people, and you crabby old geezers. Call in and yell at me, cause all you are doing is fueling future comics. When life gives you lemons, you make a web comic making fun of those lemons.
There's your life lesson. You're welcome.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009




































Yes, yes it is cake day. Every month we get cake to say "Happy Birthday" to everyone from that month. The cake is consistantly tasty, and manytimes gone before you realize they started cutting it. But there is a dark side to cake that is detailed above. Be warned.

Good news on video front, I got a freelance gig with a wedding company in Portland. I suppose it kinda defeats the purpose of trying to do it on my own, but it's a good contact and I didn't have any gigs lined up, so there you go. Hopefully it won't take up too much free time to spend with my bride to be. She's so cute.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Sparkly Skin


Wow, busy day. I started this after lunch and I just now finished. Well, now that the comic is done, life can imitate art. I just bought "The Strain" and I am looking forward to spooky blood-sucking goodness.
A note to providers: If someone offers to fax you something, and you hang up in a huff, don't expect us to still fax it to you. You have to say "Yes, I would like you to fax it to me, and my fax is ..." Before we do anything.
Just a note.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Potluck


So, we had (another) potluck at work today, this one was a tropical hello to summer type thing. There was lots of fruit and...well more fruit, but no one thought to bring in a roast pig. I mean, I can't eat it cause I am Kosher, but still. Think outside the box guys.
And no, I am not going to cook, because of images in my head shown above.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Just That Funny


































Ok, don't get excited that there have been two posts in two days. This is not a pace to expect in the future. I am still getting out the work flow of how this is going to work.


On the plus side, This one is funny! At least I think so. Working at a behavioral health call center makes jokes about suicide all that more funny.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Introduction


Ok, so here is the first of hopefully many funny comics. Yea, I know, it isn't tooo funny, but the point was to get the formatting down. I am used to just inking by hand and then taping it to my cube wall, so this whole "Scan and format" thing is new to me. But, I think I found a size that makes it readable on most computers, so prepare for the funny.
Oh, and if you work in a cubicle or on a call center, or really any job that puts you in ridiculous situations, comment on this blog to suggest ideas. I can't promise they will all be used, but it might be cool to see your boss being set on fire in a web comic, right?
Ok, coming up hopefully by the end of the day is going to be a new webcomic, called in-between calls. Why on a blog, you might ask? Because coding is one skill I have yet to master, and this system is easy like pie.

Stand by...