Above you can see a very nice picture of my SON! Yep, he flashed his little (it was actually pretty sizable) dingaling and we shall begin buying action figures and wrapping the house in bubble wrap. Below, you can see his face, which can only be described as the arch-villain to HEMAN. Very confusing how my wife is giving birth to a fictional skeleton evil warlord, but I've had a cell phone in my pocket right next to 'the boys' for like 10 years now, so who knows what that does to your DNA.
Anyways, now I must sadly dismantle my office and turn it into a nursery. Sad only because I loved having a "Man-cave" but something tells me I'll love my awesome skeleton son even more.
